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Leanna Li
ORIENTAL ESCORT IN LONDON

Me Being Silly ...

Lying here in bed and pondering about life, I have realized I still have so many unanswered questions! 🙄

I never found out who let the dogs out… Or the way to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… 🌎 why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”… why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed… why “abbreviated” is such a long word… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… 🍋 why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… 🌟 why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret? …and do you really think I am this witty ?? … Phew anything else ? 🙈😂

Answers on a postcard, via pigeon post, sms, email or twitter please 😉

Yours randomly …

Leanna xxx

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