Me Being Silly
Lying here in bed and pondering about life, I have realized I still have so many unanswered questions! 🙄 I never found out who let the dogs out... Or the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... 🌎
why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... 🍋 why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... 🌟 why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... Phew anything else ? 🙈😂
Answers on a postcard, via pigeon post, sms, email or twitter please 😉
Yours randomly ...
Leanna xxx
Independent London Escort